{"id":20,"date":"2005-06-08T17:06:16","date_gmt":"2005-06-08T22:06:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.animagnum.net\/?p=20"},"modified":"2005-06-08T17:06:16","modified_gmt":"2005-06-08T22:06:16","slug":"gta-sa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/animagnum.com\/?p=20","title":{"rendered":"GTA: SA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think a more appropriate name for Grand Theft Auto San Andreas would be &#8220;Poor, Angry Black Man Simluator&#8221; or &#8220;Attack of the Honkies&#8221; &#8212; something to that effect.  In my first few minutes with the game, these things happened:<\/p>\n<p>1. I was arrested.<br \/>\n2. I was caught in a drive-by.<br \/>\n3. I purchased fried chicken.<br \/>\n4. I drove in a beat-up Cadillac.<br \/>\n5. I spray painted my gang sign all over town.<br \/>\n6. I was chased and attacked by rival gang members for painting said signs.<br \/>\n7. I was chased by the police for inciting the attack by said gang members.<br \/>\n8. I was arrested&#8230; again.<br \/>\n9. I appeared on Springer with my baby&#8217;s mama.<br \/>\n10. John Singleton approached me about making a movie about my life&#8217;s story.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, not all of that happened, but you get the idea.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think a more appropriate name for Grand Theft Auto San Andreas would be &#8220;Poor, Angry Black Man Simluator&#8221; or &#8220;Attack of the Honkies&#8221; &#8212; something to that effect. In my first few minutes with the game, these things happened: 1. I was arrested. 2. I was caught in a drive-by. 3. I purchased fried [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/animagnum.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/animagnum.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/animagnum.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/animagnum.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/animagnum.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/animagnum.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/animagnum.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/animagnum.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/animagnum.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}