I’ve been to two concerts recently. Two weeks ago I saw Neil Innes at Rhino’s. Good show. Monday night I went to a punk horrorshow at Uncle Fester’s — Sloppy Seconds being the headliner. It’s one of those mestos, you know, with the nadmenny nadsats outside. I was there, I being me, with one of my droogs — Michael — and we were there for a bit of the ultra-violent. Started off with a razrez and some peeting with the old punkydrunks. And then came the krovvy, O my brothers, real beautiful.